GSD Logic: If I Sit, You Owe Me – T-Shirt
GSD Logic: If I Sit, You Owe Me – T-Shirt
Funny German Shepherd logic in bold block print

Product Description
Product Description
Straight from your Shepherd’s rulebook: sit = treat. This bold, minimalist tee delivers the truth every GSD parent knows—obedience is always a transaction.
• Material: 100% Ring-Spun Cotton – super-soft, breathable, lightweight
• Fit: Unisex, Modern Regular Fit
• Care: Machine washable, no special treatment needed
• Features: Printed neck tag for a scratch-free feel
Why You’ll Love It: It’s a snarky truth every GSD owner can relate to.
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Delivery
- Standard Shipping: $7.99* | Free over $75
- Estimated Delivery: 3–8 business days after production
- U.S. shipping only.
Production Time
- Standard items: 2 business days
- Custom items: 2–4 business days (real artwork takes time!)
- “Skip the Line” speeds up custom art production — not shipping time (limited availability).
*Doormats are not eligible for Standard Shipping or Free Shipping over $75.
Returns
- Something wrong or damaged? We’ll make it right—just get in touch.
- Custom Items– Custom items are made just for you, but we’re always happy to help if there’s an issue.
Our Cause
Our Cause
We’re more than just a shop—we’re a mission. All GSDs donates a portion of every sale to organizations that rescue, train, and care for German Shepherds in need. From adoption support and veterinary care to working/service dog programs and disaster relief, we’re committed to helping all GSDs live their best lives.

How it Fits
Female model is 5'4, weighs 120lbs. and is wearing a size Small in the video for a more fitted look. She would choose a size Large for an oversized style.
Male model is 6'0, weighs 180lbs and is wearing a size Large for a classic fit look.