Yeah, My German Shepherd’s an A**hole Mug

A little stubborn. Occasionally an asshole. Always loyal. If your GSD drives you crazy and melts your heart in the same breath, then this mug’s for you. Bold, honest, and downright lovable—just like your dog.

• Material: White ceramic – durable and dishwasher/microwave safe
• Print: High-quality, full-color design on both sides
• Safe: All mugs are lead and BPA-free

🐾 Why You’ll Love It: Because being a GSD parent means loving the chaos.

Shipping & Delivery

• Standard Shipping: $7.99* | Free over $75
• Estimated Delivery: 3–6 business days after production
• U.S. shipping only.

Production Time

• Standard items: 2 business days
• Custom items: 3–4 business days (real artwork takes time!)
• “Skip the Line” speeds up custom art production — not shipping time (limited availability).

*Doormats are not eligible for Standard Shipping or Free Shipping over $75.

Returns

• Something wrong or damaged? We’ll make it right—just get in touch.
  
• Custom Items– Custom items are made just for you, but we’re always happy to help if there’s an issue.

We’re more than just a shop—we’re a mission. All GSDs donates a portion of every sale to organizations that rescue, train, and care for German Shepherds in need. From adoption support and veterinary care to working/service dog programs and disaster relief, we’re committed to helping all GSDs live their best lives.